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Article: THIN END OF THE WEDGE; Battle of the bulge starts with cold war.(News)
- Article from:
- The Mirror (London, England)
- Article date:
- August 9, 1997
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Whatever they say about blondes, fat people have all the fun.
There are no happy skinny people in the world.
I know, because I have sent myself to hell and back trying to look thin.
And I am about to do it again, by embarking on Operation Bikini.
With my holidays fast approaching I have to shift the lump of lard that was once my stomach, so the fridge is getting a revamp.
No more will I open its door to chilly shelves of Marks and Spencer dips and tins of cold beer.
And I'm turning my back on those wonderful drunken ...