Article: THIN END OF THE WEDGE; Battle of the bulge starts with cold war.(News)

Whatever they say about blondes, fat people have all the fun.

There are no happy skinny people in the world.

I know, because I have sent myself to hell and back trying to look thin.

And I am about to do it again, by embarking on Operation Bikini.

With my holidays fast approaching I have to shift the lump of lard that was once my stomach, so the fridge is getting a revamp.

No more will I open its door to chilly shelves of Marks and Spencer dips and tins of cold beer.

And I'm turning my back on those wonderful drunken ...

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