Article: Send it to Sue; HER ALARM WAS A LIE DETECTOR!(Features)

When I heard my neighbour's new burglar alarm ringing, I rushed round to her house... only to find her at the alarm box frantically pressing the buttons.

I asked what she was doing, and she said that the electrician who had fitted the alarm suggested she use her date of birth as the code.

"The problem is," she went on, "I can't remember what date I told him!" - Anne Urquhart, Aberdeen.

An alarming revelation!

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