Article: I asked the barber for a pony-tail ...he offered me a baboon's bum!; Quick-fire gags make bald Lee a smooth TV hit.(News)

IT'S every man's worst nightmare. Fat funnygirl Jo Brand gives you a smouldering look and purrs: "Can I run my fingers through your hair?"

For top TV comic Lee Hurst, the horror story came true. Luckily for Lee, who's as bald as a coot, he was appearing on BBC1's hilarious sports quiz They Think It's All Over at the time. And, quick as a flash, he came up with the perfect putdown: "OK, then. I'll take my trousers off."

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