Article: Love takes a battering; Roses are red, ketchup is too, after fish, chips and Neighbours, I'll have time for you.(News)

Scotland's biggest super-slob is planning a romantic Valentine's Day treat for his wife ... in the local chippie!

But champion couch potato Brian Tully, who watches telly 18 hours a day, won't have a night ...

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