Article: JOAN BURNIE: THE WEEK IN HER OWN WORDS; TATTOO IS MEL OF A MISTAKE.(News)

THERE'S nothing like a week away from the word processor to whip yourself into a fever of apathy over yet another Spice Person's weight.

Yes, as the excitement - not to say hype - over Posh's poundage dies down, I gather the entire nation is going ape at the news that the Sporty one is now Beefy if not downright Butch and coming on like Fat Pat in EastEnders, up to and including the peroxide hairdo and bulging pecs.

Personally, my dears, I do not give a damn.

As you know, I am not one to cast aspersions although the photographs of Mel C on her ...

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