Article: What's so scary about Halloween, anyhow? `Mwah-hah-hah' and creepy organ music don't always rise up to the shriek factor.(NEWS)

1/3 Mr. Dave has detected An Alarming Trend:

- You've probably noticed the dangerous Halloween decoration arms buildup that is creeping over the countryside. It all started innocently enough several years ago with an occasional window-skeleton or black cat, but now you can't avoid encountering a yard full of tree-ghosts and large black spiders. And just when I was settling into a state of complacency, today I passed a house with a pumpkin the size of a two-car garage. It was made of paper and some sort of advanced military-grade superstructure. What do you think we can expect next, and what can we do about it?

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