Article: FORGET THE HUNTING TAG, PASS THE TOILET PAPER!

Oooh, that's gotta hurt -- you go hunting and the only member of the party who bags anything is your dog. Even worse, your dog bags you. That's what happened to Joseph Tiffany, 39. He was hunting near Grant, Neb., when, for some reason, he put his loaded-and-locked rifle on the ground and stepped away. Authorities didn't say why, but it kinda sounds like he might have been answering the call of nature, which makes part two of this caper even worse. While Joe was taking care of business, his golden retriever, Samson, must have got a bit impatient to get back to hunting and pawed at the rifle, shooting Joe in the foot.

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