Article: BILLIONAIRES STARTING TO GET MESSAGE.(Editorial)(Column)

Nobody ever does what I tell them to.

Bob Dole didn't listen to me when I told him to stop biting the heads off whippets during campaign speeches.

Newt Gingrich didn't listen to me when I suggested, in the gentlest possible way, that only French politicians could get away with writing novels about Teutonic sex kittens.

Bill Clinton didn't listen to me - oh, never mind, we don't have enough space for that.

But, at long last, somebody's doing what they're told.

When I interviewed Ted Turner last summer, he trashed his fellow billionaires as ``ol' skinflints'' afraid to ``loosen up their wads'' because it would reduce their net ...

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