Article: TART OR SMART?; Davina McCall became the latest star to flash her flesh in a shock frock at the Q Awards. But what did she look like?(Features)

Byline: Joan Burnie and Katrina Tweedie

TART SAYS JOAN BURNIE

THE main point - apart from the two most obvious - about Davina's dress is that it doesn't fit. It is much too big for her boobs.

And yes, I know it was supposed to be off the body and all that, but come on, be honest, the body off of which this frock was falling was built for an entirely different front.

One which, despite that craftily placed toupee tape, doesn't droop.

Clearly Davina didn't try the old pencil test before she bounced out of doors - you stick one ...

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