Article: RELATIVES GIVE SUPPORT, LOVE THROUGH TIMES OF DEPLOYMENT.(LOCAL)

Byline: JACEY ECKHART

``What is going on in here?'' I screeched, surveying the destruction of my living room. ``Aunt Karen and Uncle Rob will be here in 15 minutes!''

``Oh, Mother,'' Kelsey said. ``We were just sailing for Canada. You can't go to Canada without a boat.''

``We're dinosaur hunters,'' Sam said helpfully.

``Paleontologists,'' Kelsey corrected.

``Yes. Paleontologists. And Jezebel is a paleontologist, too.'' Sam leaned closer and lowered his voice so that his imaginary wife could not overhear. ``Jezebel is looking for dinosaurs. And I'm shooting them.''

``No! You're cleaning up this mess this instant!''

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