Article: YOU, TOO, CAN HAVE A CLASSY BURIAL IN ARLINGTON CEMETERY.(DAILY BREAK)

Byline: Larry Maddry

ATTENTION CONGRESSMEN, DIPLOMATS, CABINET MEMBERS, AND PERSONS OF GREAT DISTINCTION IN AND OUT OF GOVERNMENT.

Because of limited space in the national cemetery outside Washington and the heavy demand for interment there created by its prestigious aura of significant military service . . .

More and more people have been lying about their military service so they can be buried there.

DO YOU WANT YOUR CASKET RIPPED OUT OF THE GROUND AND TAKEN AWAY FOR BURIAL NEXT TO COMMON PEOPLE???

DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!

Experience has shown that even being a close friend of the president of the United ...

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