Article: EAT YOUR GREENS.(Poem)

 
   Levitate an hour a day 
   And eat your greens says Doctor Hay. 
 
   Take your flugelhorn to work 
   And eat your greens says Doctor Burke. 
 
   Light a candle on the bus 
   And eat your greens says Doctor Truss. 
 
   Buy a hamster from a child 
   And eat your greens says Doctor Wilde. 
 
   Roast the rodent for your lunch 
   And eat your greens says Doctor Zunz. 
 
   Rob a bank and burn the money 
   And eat your greens says Doctor Honey. 
 
   Preach the sermon of the stones 
   And eat your greens says Doctor Bones. 
 
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