Article: Fitness Q&A for April Fools' Day.(The Seattle Times)

Q. What's new?

A. Glad you asked:

_In response to the blockbuster and highly competitive merger of Nestle and 24 Hour Fitness, two Seattle institutions, Fran's Chocolates Ltd. and Pro-Robics Conditioning Clubs, are joining forces to form a symbiotic, entirely self-sustaining corporation. "It's a brilliant move," said market analyst Emily der Aprilscherz. "They'll never go out of business." Renowned steakhouse The Metropolitan Grill and Seattle's Cascade Bicycle Club lead the list of other potential partners.

_Overeating or missing workouts soon may no longer be excuses for not being fit. Inspired by RU-486, scientists at Aprilsnar Institute in ...

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