Article: Not getting enough sleep? This column might help.(News)

Byline: Burt Constable

The National Sleep Foundation said something the other day about how we are a nation of brain-addled zombies who can't concentrate worth beans anymore (Beans ... Man, that reminds me of when I used to work at a newspaper in Lafayette, Ind., that was across the street from a candy store that sold the best Boston baked beans. Oh, what was it named? I stopped there almost every day. It was Mc ... , Mc ... McSomething. Oh, that is going to bug me all day.) all because nobody gets eight hours of sleep these days.

Not true. I get eight hours of sleep. What's today? Saturday? OK. With my two hours of sleep last night, I'm already up to 11 ...

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