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AREA'S "KINKIEST KAT" WILL LEAD APRIL FOOLS' DOO DAH PARADE.(DAILY BREAK)

Byline: Larry Maddry

WAS YOUR CAT depressed by the dullness of February? Is it feeling more unloved than Newt Gingrich?

Does it spend hours staring with swirly eyes at a mouse hole like a dopehead waiting for the Baltimore bus?

If so, do I have good news for you. The dingalings planning the Downtown Doo Dah Parade have been hitting the cheap wine and funky cigarettes again.

Now they've issued an an all-points bulletin for Hampton Roads' Kinkiest Kat.

Yep, your very own kinky kitty could be catapulted to fame as the star of this year's Doo Dah, riding proudly in his or her very own Mousemobile at the head of the April 4 parade.

Imagine how proud ...

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