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Article: Feeling Stressed? Try Out Some Laughs on the Line.
- Article from:
- School Administrator
- Article date:
- September 1, 1997
CopyrightCOPYRIGHT 1997 American Association of School Administrators. This material is published under license from the publisher through the Gale Group, Farmington Hills, Michigan. All inquiries regarding rights should be directed to the Gale Group. (Hide copyright information)
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Hotline Advice
Ring ... ring ... ring.
"Hello. You have reached the school administrator psychiatric hotline for stressed-out superintendents. Please listen carefully to the following message and make the appropriate selection:
* If you believe you are now obsessive or compulsive, press 1 repeatedly and count the number of tiles on the ceiling while on hold.
* If you suspect you are now codependent, ask your secretary to press 2 for you.
* If you think that you now have multiple personalities, press 3, 4 and 5.
* If you believe that the school board has made you paranoid or delusional, we already know who you are and ...