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* If you believe you are now obsessive or compulsive, press 1 repeatedly and count the number of tiles on the ceiling while on hold.

* If you suspect you are now codependent, ask your secretary to press 2 for you.

* If you think that you now have multiple personalities, press 3, 4 and 5.

* If you believe that the school board has made you paranoid or delusional, we already know who you are and ...

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