Article: AL RETURNS FROM THE DARK SIDE.(Technology)(Column)

Byline: GENE WOLF CONTRIBUTING WRITER

I'm no meteorologist but I do understand what has been happening with the weather lately. You see, all winter long we've been experiencing warm weather. In Syracuse this winter has been the warmest on record.

It has nothing to do with El Nino, sunspots or global warming. No, the cause rests right here in Syracuse. You see, hell has frozen over. My friend Al Fasoldt bought a Macintosh computer right at the same time it started getting cold. It's the only explanation.

Understand, Al didn't buy just any Macintosh, he bought THE Macintosh. This is a G4 tower, dual 1GHz processors, DVD burner, the works! I'm ...

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