Article: Male pattern baldness, pickup lines & the Jolly Green Giant. (The Answer Fella).(Brief Article)

ESQUIRE'S ANSWER FELLA believes that there are no stupid questions, just stupid people who don't ask questions, fearing they'll look stupid. So ask Answer Fella anything. If he doesn't know the answer, he'll find out who does, or who has a guess that sounds right.

What's the best way to pick up women?

First of all, get your mind right. If you're the sort of drooling whoremonger who sees a woman as something to "pick up," then try Charlie Sheen's old technique: Pay for it.

If, however, you want to know how to approach a woman who has aroused your instincts--if you would like to share some real time with her--then Answer Fella has boiled this ...

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