Article: Where's Daddy? R. Williams leads brigade of fathers missing from tour.(SPORTS)

Byline: Patrick Hruby, THE WASHINGTON TIMES

The grease pen is sheathed. Indian airspace remains open. And as far as we know, the deal to purchase Rockefeller Center was scrapped in favor of something more lucrative. Like, say, his proposed Homegirls.com.

Yet even in absentia, Richard Williams provides the most ridiculously sublime quotes in tennis.

Asked at Wimbledon how her father would react if he caught up with the German stalker of her sister Serena, Venus Williams rolled her eyes, then offered a telling reply.

"Probably take him to lunch," she said, only half joking.

Forget Jesus. What Would Richard Do? And would it ...

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