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Article: Chuckle bug's and silly snails.
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- Highlights for Children
- Article date:
- November 1, 2001
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Two cockroaches were talking. The first one said, "Say, have you heard about the new restaurant down the street? It's the cleanest, shiniest, most beautiful thing you've ever seen. Why, the kitchen is so clean ..."
"Please," said the other cockroach, "not while I'm eating."
(1) What did snail say to the other snail?
Patient: "What is the best way to prevent infection caused by biting insects?"
Doctor: "Why have you been biting insects?"
(2) Why are spiders dizzy?
Passenger on plane: "Those people down there look like ants!"