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Article: Hi-yo-yo-yo Silver! WB turns the Lone Ranger into a hipster.(Suburban Living)
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- Daily Herald (Arlington Heights, IL)
- Article date:
- February 25, 2003
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Byline: Ted Cox
An albino horse as fast as a Ford Mustang (product-placement fee to come), a cloud of dust and a hip-hop-hippity-hop, "Hi-yo-yo-yo Silver!" The Lone Ranger returns again!
Giving props to his faithful, buff and oftentimes bare-chested ninja-Apache pal Tonto, the daring and resourceful masked rider of the plains - who is something of a stud muffin himself, with leather pants, a velvet shirt and a handy tube of Clearasil to fight unexpected outbreaks - led the fight for law, order and nude coed Jacuzzis in the early West.
Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear, accompanied by a thumping-good rap-metal soundtrack ...
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