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Article: Give breakfast a chance

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March 22, 2005
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Guess what I just heard? Breakfast is soooo mad at you, it doesn't even want to talk to you right now. Now I didn't tell you this, but Breakfast's brother's friend's uncle's girlfriend told me that Breakfast has been feeling neglected and alone, left to eat the dust off of all the Pop Tarts and bagels America has chosen to consume instead of a real breakfast. Shoot, I wouldn't be surprised if Breakfast was waiting outside your work to show you how it feels to be less popular than Pop Tarts. And by the by, Breakfast has a mean left hook.

So why did you phase a real breakfast out of your life in place of pre-fabricated artificial crap, so to speak? I'll be honest, even I have noticed that no ...

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