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Article: COLUMN: Gale Lemerand Drive -- why not Joakim Noah Road?
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- July 13, 2006
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Louis Anastasis
University Wire
07-13-2006
(Independent Florida Alligator) (U-WIRE) GAINESVILLE, Fla. -- Dear brethren, brothers, sisters, faithful and friends -- Sunday is God's day, but Monday through Saturday, thou shall worship Joakim Noah.
Thou shall place Gainesville palms at his Swedamerifrench feet.
Thou shall touch his robe -- or his Rastafarian tam, whichever is most easily accessible (we're guessing the robe for the 7-foot-and-under populace) -- and genuflect.
Thou shall preach Noah's scripture to any pedestrian who will listen. Chant: "The Gator boys are hot," and "This is better than sex!" to the masses.
And of course, thou shall baptize believers with Noah Water, a rare, sacred ...
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