Article: COLUMN: Fashion news flash: Subwoofers are sexy

Travis Doyle
University Wire
10-20-2006
(The Daily Athenaeum) (U-WIRE) MORGANTOWN, W.Va. -- On Tuesday, scientists around the globe gathered together and made the incredible discovery that subwoofers are more than just a hip piece of technology, they also have been proven to attract members of the opposite sex.

These scientists report that the mixture of bass sound in great volume and carbon monoxide intercomposites the two to create a synthetic version of human pheromones.

These sexual pheromones are so potent that it is extremely difficult for anyone within the range of them to resist their influence, causing many to take off their clothing and throw themselves upon the cars of those who ...

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