Article: COLUMN: Farewell to the Daily Nebraskan

Stacey Van Zuiden
University Wire
12-11-2006
(Daily Nebraskan) (U-WIRE) LINCOLN, Neb. -- In honor of my final column at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, I am promising a haiku at the end. Please, as eager as you may be, refrain from skipping ahead.

Before I start with the uninteresting process of saying "goodbye" to the Daily Nebraskan Opinion page and all of you, is anyone aware that the University Bookstore sells antibacterial pens? It does. Apparently the exterior of the pen is coated with something that prevents the spread of germs. The pens are offensively overpriced for what they are worth. The only reason you would need an antibacterial pen is if you planned on having other people ...

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