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Article: I was going to be ripped; Diet pill proves to be nearly deadly
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- Telegraph - Herald (Dubuque)
- Article date:
- November 21, 2002
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Dubuque Wahlert High School
If you are going to be a big, tough wrestler like me, you need to
take a diet pill; at least that's what the television commercial
said.
If you want your lean body mass to be able to beat up anyone with
these muscles, take this diet pill (which I won't name).
It is the diet pill of every WWE wrestler and racecar driver
worldwide.
It all sounded good to me because my lifetime dream is to be a
big, tough wrestler. One day after seeing one of those diet pill
commercials, I bought the product.
"I'm going to be ripped," I thought to myself. I popped a pill and
thought about doing a "frogsplash" off my car. Boy, I could not wait
to get huge.
As soon as I got home, I ...