Article: THE WONDERS OF WHITE BREAD

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My wife moved her face close to mine and, for a moment there, I thought I had something going. But then her nose began to twitch and I knew I had nothing.

`What's that I smell on your breath?' she demanded.

`Single malt scotch,' I declared.

`No, it's not.'

`Cheap bourbon,' I tried. `A hundred and eighty proof.'

`Don't lie to me.'

`All right, I confess. It's pure Peruvian. . . . '

`It's white bread,' she interrupted. `You've been eating white

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