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Article: THE WONDERS OF WHITE BREAD
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- Dayton Daily News
- Article date:
- August 15, 2004
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COMMENTARY
My wife moved her face close to mine and, for a moment there, I
thought I had something going. But then her nose began to twitch and
I knew I had nothing.
`What's that I smell on your breath?' she demanded.
`Single malt scotch,' I declared.
`No, it's not.'
`Cheap bourbon,' I tried. `A hundred and eighty proof.'
`Don't lie to me.'
`All right, I confess. It's pure Peruvian. . . . '
`It's white bread,' she interrupted. `You've been eating white