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Article: Keep your friends close, and your polar bears closer
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- Dayton Daily News
- Article date:
- May 23, 2007
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They are large, in charge and the last thing you want rummaging
through your trash.
I am talking about the polar bears, and they are big trouble. Why?
Polar bears -- Ursus maritimus -- are angry with us.
They think we're the reason their home -- fifth-graders call it
sea ice -- is melting, and they are dying off.
If we aren't careful, that trouble will end up in our subdivisions
and garden patches.
I personally blame raccoons, but I am no fifth-grader. What could
I possibly know about such raccoon/polar bear warfare?
All I know is someone had better do something about the "polar
bears threat" or we all are going to wish we were on that melting
ice.
Regardless of who is really ...