Article: I THINK I'LL STICK TO WARM MILK TO FALL ASLEEP

Over the years, I've written a couple of columns for this space about advertising. And as much fun as that was, I gave it up.

Ripping on advertisers was just too easy. Shouting sales guys, dopey promotions, minuscule discounts and, of course, that idiot Enzyte guy - it was like shooting fish in a barrel.

But there's this drug that treats something called Restless Leg Syndrome - which I just had to write about. I just couldn't believe it.

Before I go on, please let me say, in no way am I belittling the trouble with Restless Leg Syndrome, or the people who suffer it. Apparently, sufferers sleep poorly because their legs twitch, itch and tingle while they're trying to sleep. Trust me, as ...

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