Article: Philosopher Bag-Head's view always colorful if nothing else

Article: IT'S A CRIME, THEY TELL YA
The Boston Globe;  March 6, 1987 ;     700+ words ... ... s pointing right at the guy's own toe. "He looks at the gun and when he does the pharmacist hits him in the puss with a bag of change he's got back there. Whack! The guy gets mad. "So then he decides to go back where the pharmacist's at. Now ...

Article: What Sam's gotta tell ya
Belfast Telegraph;  January 8, 2007 ;     700+ words ... ... record deal at 16 after pop mogul Louis Walsh plucked her from obscurity. The following year she had her first hit with Gotta Tell Ya, which reached No 1 in Ireland and No 2 in the UK and USA. Samantha was even hailed as the next Janet Jackson in the States ...

Article: Bob Hope's Dear Prez, I Wanna Tell Ya! A ...
Saturday Evening Post;  November 1, 1996 ;     700+ words ... ... Bob Hope 182 pages, General Publishing Group, Inc., $14.95 Bob Hope aptly titled his latest book Dear Prez, I Wanna Tell Ya! because tell our presidents he does. In spades. Right off, the author sets the record straight that, contrary to rumors ...

Article: Let me tell ya about my sister ...
Lustre;  September 1, 2005 ;     700+ words ...This is one of my all time favorite stories. My sister, Karen, lives in Manhattan with her two kids and husband. Life was pretty good--she had an important job with American Express as a vice president in marketing. Then, five years ago--boom--downsized right out of her career. Okay, no problem.

Article: We wanna tell ya a story...(News)
The News Letter (Belfast, Northern Ireland);  August 15, 1998 ;     307 words ...TALL tales of dragons, giants, ghosts and goblins will be spun in Omagh next weekend. International and local yarnspinners will be performing at the SeaCat Storytelling Festival in the Ulster American Folk Park from Friday. Head of Museum Services at the Folk Park John Walsh said: "I can't think of

Article: I'll tell ya... DADS GET NO RESPECT ; On Father's ...
The Patriot Ledger Quincy, MA;  June 20, 2009 ;     685 words ...Soccer dad Rick Keene sees it happen every year: Father's Day gets a fair share of notice, but Mother's Day gets a lot more, from bigger shopping-mall sales to pricier dinners to grander floral bouquets. If that makes it sound like fathers are a little like the late comedian Rodney Dangerfield -

Article: WE TELL YA, HE GETS NO RESPECT.(CAPITAL REGION)
Albany Times Union (Albany, NY);  August 17, 1998 ;     700+ words ...Call him the Rodney Dangerfield of flacks. Since Zenia Mucha left George Pataki's taxpayer-funded staff to run the governor's campaign, Michael McKeon has taken charge of the Executive Chamber communications office -- and agency press contacts are breathing a big sigh of relief. Oh sure, they are