Article: Hotties frolic in soapy 'South Beach'

'South Beach" makes me want to lift weights more, maybe get some liposuction, a physical trainer, a 600-calorie diet and a Wayback Machine that makes me young and stupid again.

The nighttime soap opera is a hardbody day at the beach in Miami, set in what is billed as the coolest boutique hotel around. Models lounge around, convincing each other how important it is to go topless for a photo shoot.

"This is how you get to the top," one model says to a bashful trainee. "You can only sleep your way to the middle. ... Nudity pays time and a half."

"South Beach" (7 p.m. Wednesdays on WPWR-Channel 50) isn't the terrible waste of viewing time a cynic might expect. But it is a conventionally ...

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