Article: Billions sleep with the fishes every day, by God

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Cats kill fish. It's in their nature. For food, sometimes, or just for sport, as was the case this week when our younger cat, Gizmo, nudged a fish bowl containing a black tetra just given to our younger son, Kent, from its spot in the center of his dresser, off the edge and onto the floor. Nobody else was around.

Kent later came upon the scene -- overturned bowl, a spray of gravel, the very dead fish -- and let out a howl that brought us all on the run.

The culprit had fled. I grabbed toilet tissue and performed fish disposal duty. My wife uttered some poetic words over the lifeless form before it was flushed away.

"At least we didn't have it long enough to form an ...

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