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Article: money madness ; This response to stimulus will help nation
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- Dayton Daily News
- Article date:
- May 7, 2008
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The mail fairy hasn't yet arrived, but consider that stimulus
money as good as spent. Roger that, America. I plan to do all I can
to pull you out of financial despair. You got such a pretty-smile
girl, and I don't like to see you so sad. I am going to do all I can
to turn your frown into a smirk. Surely I can do it. I am a
taxpayer, a renegade and a distracted follower of fashion. What I am
not is a quitter, like the 73 percent of you who plan to use the
money to pay bills. Boring!!! I plan to spend, spend and spend you
out of a probable recession. I'll let my bills pile so high that
they hide me from a world of woe if it means saving you, my country
peeps and friends. Those 600 bucks are ...
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