Article: Some hot flashes on hot flashes

I'm two weeks late, which for all my years as a fertile adult woman has never elicited anything but two emotions: joy in the miracle of life and terror in the same.

Now suddenly, at this stage of my life, as my hair turns to straw and my curvy Bonzai waistline threatens to become straight-as-a- board beech, those words mean something altogether different: menopause. Time to become familiar with the protocol for hot flashes.

Let me propose, first of all, that, unlike the billowing pregnant belly, hot flashes are not cute to the outside world.

No matter how adorably interesting you think you look fanning your menopausal self in the frozen food section at the grocery store, nobody really wants ...

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