Article: ALAN TAYLOR'S WEEK

IN

Gumbo, a St Bernard, who has been given a starring role in EastEnders, prompting rumours (hopes? ) that all the human actors will be replaced by animals

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Pedigree chums in the Kennel Club, who have accused the BBC of hypocrisy. Foamed one: "They were not prepared to televise the breed at Crufts and now it's on one of their most popular soaps"

SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT

Barked a Beeb spokeswallah: "There's a mastiff difference between a bow-wow slavering in the Queen Vic and one that's been groomed to look like Celine Dion in Caesars Palace. Grrrrrr"

MONDAY

COME what may, says a learned tube, "the Tories will win the general election next year".

Really? I'm not so sure. Nor am I convinced the ...

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