Article: A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME

In 1907, shortly after my grandpa, Elmer Frank Braden, was born, his parents took him to church to have him baptized. The priest refused on the grounds that there was no St. "Elmer" and no St. "Frank." He would do the job, he said, if they changed it to "Elmo Francis" -- which, for the uninformed, happens to be the names of two of the all-time Top 10 saints. With the alternative being consigning their firstborn's immortal soul to an eternity in Limbo, his parents agreed.

Interestingly, when my Aunt Myrtle was baptized five years later, nobody raised any objections over naming her after a shrub.

My grandpa laughed the story off and no one ever called him "Elmo." But my grandma was not so ...

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