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Article: Week 836: Other People's Business
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- The Washington Post
- Article date:
- September 26, 2009
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If a hospital ran an English restaurant, the food would improve.
Congress
A hospital
A Wall Street investment house
McDonald's
Match.com
The Kohler bathroom fixture company
A sperm bank
A college English department
Microsoft
The Redskins
It's time to get away from our string of pure-wordplay contests
with this idea courtesy of Do Anything for Ink Loser Peter Metrinko:
Describe what might happen if any of the above institutions (a) were
run by an institution of your choice or (b) ran an institution of
your choice. Your choice may be an institution from the list, too.
Winner gets the Inker, the official Style Invitational trophy.
Second place receives a 1994 paper-doll book called "Bill & Al's ...