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Article: Diet Pied Piper turns out to be rat
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- Chicago Sun-Times
- Article date:
- July 1, 1986
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Bubbling with enthusiasm over making another attempt at weight
loss, I bought a bunch of Herbalife products from a local
distributor. My zeal lasted exactly two weeks, when the stuff began
making me ill.
I contacted the salesman with the hope of obtaining a refund
under the manufacturer's 30-day guarantee. But the man kept trying
to worm out of it, insinuating I did not follow directions.
Our conversation ended with him spewing out invectives. In
fact, he called me a fat- - -. While I don't deny being overly
voluptuous, I do believe my derriere is quite proportionate to the
rest of me - which on the whole is a big, beautiful, attractive,
usually self-confident, always well-groomed ...