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Article: KUP'S COLUMN
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- Chicago Sun-Times
- Article date:
- December 25, 1986
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Santa Claus, Superstar!
With visions of sugarplums dancing through his head, your
reporter once again hitches Dasher, Dancer, Prancer and Vixen, Comet,
Cupid, Donner and Blitzen, plus Singletary, Wilson and Marshall to
ward off muggers, and off we go on a sleigh ride to drop these
appropriate presents down the chimneys of the following VIPs:
President Reagan - The gift to lift the Iran Curtain, lest he
finds himself held hostage.
Nancy Reagan - The nation's gratitude for her crusade against
drugs (but not her crusade against critics of her beloved Ronnie).
Don Regan - A prize for having the courage to do the unpopular -
like holding onto his office.
Mayor Washington - A party he ...