Article: Feel blue? Lonely, too? Yule be better off in '92

It doesn't feel like Christmas!

Here we are on Christmas Eve of Nineteen Ninety-One,

Yet grownups are still saying, "I'm not having Christmas fun!"

I know I've said it more than once; I'll bet you've said it, too:

"I don't feel any Christmas so I can't give Christmas to you!"

"It doesn't feel like Christmas in my brain or in my heart!"

Laments the Big Chief in Charge of Christmas at K mart.

It's not that he's a Scrooge or Grinch or even very mean,

But it's hard to put up Christmas trees one day past Halloween.

"It doesn't feel like Christmas! All these shows are boring!"

Says the couch potato as he wakes up from his dreadful snoring.

He clicks and clicks ...

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