Article: Mulch Ado About Lawn Mower Races

Talk about a field of screams.

When the topic gets down to lawn mower racing, the easy way out is to plant awful puns. Those who race are blade runners. It's a grass-roots movement. That kind of stuff. But that doesn't cut it.

In this case, a picture may be worth a thousand words. Last week I tooled around on the jet-powered Dixie Chopper, the world's fastest lawn mower. That's me down there, looking like the blue-value man. Now is that a depiction of someone who needs a life?

The Dixie Chopper is the pace mower at the STA-BIL National Lawn Mower Racing Championships at 1 p.m. tomorrow at the Lake County Fairgrounds, U.S. 45 and Illinois 120 in Grayslake (708-729-7363). STA-BIL is a ...

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