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Article: Purse-Owner Motto: No Room to Spare
- Article from:
- Chicago Sun-Times
- Article date:
- March 23, 1995
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T here are certain questions that girls hate.
Among these questions are "How old are you?" "Have you seen the
remote?" and the ever-popular "What's for dinner?" But one of the
main questions we gals hate is this one: "Honey, do you have room to
put this in your purse?"
That's because the answer is always NO.
The truth is, no matter what size purse a woman owns and
operates, she never has any room in it. Women are genetically
programmed to completely fill their purses. We can replace a small
purse with a larger one and within hours, lipsticks have multiplied,
checkbooks have reproduced, and we can barely get the zipper closed.
There is a reason for this. Women are incapable of carrying ...