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Article: Bachelor party tales: booze, bimbos, boredom
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- Chicago Sun-Times
- Article date:
- May 8, 1997
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Memo to the woman with the bratwurst anecdote: You didn't really
think I was going to be able to print that story, did you?
A few weeks ago I asked you to share your memories of bachelor
and bachelorette parties; more than 200 of you obliged. Many of
these tales had to be edited with a shovel just so I could present
them here; even then, I would advise sensitive readers that this
column has been rated TV-M.
"The morning after my fiance's bachelor party, I paid him an
early-morning visit, and there was lipstick all over him. My fiance
swore he couldn't remember what happened. My teenage brother was at
the party and I gave him a few dollars to tell me what went on, but
he was pretty ...