Article: Oh, what a lovely war!

There they go, there they go, there they go . . . Over the Channel, and through the tunnel, pour the massed battalions of the British Euro- sceptic Expeditionary Force (BEEF). Over the coming weeks, they will fight them in the committee rooms, in the council chambers, in the summits, in the newspaper columns. If the beef ban should last for a thousand years, they will never surrender. If they're forced into another Dunkirk withdrawal from Europe, they would not care.

But hold on a moment, the derided Euro-pacifist cries: is not this a very silly war?

For Britain is fighting, in effect, on the side of Euro-federalism and Big Brother Europe against legitimate national anxieties. We are ...

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