Article: Baby sham

Babies, babies, babies. There's a plague of babies. Too many rabbits or elephants or mustangs or swans brings out the myxomatosis, the culling guns, the sterility drugs, the scientific brigade of egg smashers. Other species can "strain their environments" or "overrun their range" or clash with their human "neighbours", but human babies are always welcome at life's banquet. Welcome, Welcome, Welcome - Live Long and Consume! You can't draw the line when it comes to babies because. . . where are you going to draw the line? Consider having none or one and be sure to stop after two the organisation Zero Population Growth suggests politely. Can barely hear them what with all the babies squalling. ...

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