Article: Drinking your demons out: Holy water for sale in Linden

LINDEN -- Sinners beware: Taking a swig of the newly bottled Holy Drinking Water could cause burning, sweating, skin irritations, rashes, watery eyes and a pale skin color.

For those a little less evil, drinking the water could remind them to be a better person, said Brian Germann, president of Linden- based Wayne Enterprises Inc., a company that just placed the water on one store's shelves last week.

Holy Drinking Water is sold only at Rinaldi's Market in Linden. But a 99-cent, 16.9-ounce bottle soon will be available at other grocery stores and mini marts, as well as online, Germann said.

The "warning to sinners" label about adverse physical conditions printed on the bottle is part ...

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