Article: Please pass the pigskin Football fans at this table will be get a taste of their own medicine this Thanksgiving

I am fed-up, up to my eyeballs with football every holiday. And my family is in for a big surprise this Thanksgiving.

I will have my dining-room table stretched out to it's full length of 12 feet. It will be set with the "good" China and the silverware handed down from my mother and a floral centerpiece. The table will be crammed full of bowls of creamy mashed potatoes, green beans almandine, glazed orange candied yams, assorted gelatin and a fruit salad topped with a perfect bright red maraschino cherry.

The table will be lined with relatives from end to end. Then I will make my grand entrance (I can just hear the oohs and ahs) and on a large platter roasted to golden perfection will be ...

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