You probably never thought you'd read the following recipe
directions in this newspaper:
"With sharp paring knife, cut and peel skin away from testicles .
. ."
But then, the Green Bay Packers have never met the Denver Broncos
in a Super Bowl showdown.
The aforementioned directions are from a recipe for Rocky Mountain
oysters a breaded and deep-fried Colorado delicacy that does NOT
involve seafood. The so-called oysters are the "male pride" of young
beef cattle. That's right calf testicles.
This is testosterone in its purest form, a badge of an appetizer
that may be deemed appropriate for the macho matchup of Super Bowl
XXXII. Maybe the Broncos huddle around a platter of breaded calf ...