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Article: Pete Doherty assaulted me with a langoustine ; COMMENT
- Article from:
- The Independent on Sunday (London, England)
- Article date:
- June 3, 2007
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Ever since I've come off the "reality" show that I was kept
prisoner on for six weeks I've found it very difficult to adapt to
normal life. The show, Deadline, turned me into a hard-nosed
paparazzo and, once you've tasted of the poison, it's almost
impossible to kick the habit.
Take yesterday, for example. It should have been a lovely night
out at my local pub in the deepest, darkest Cotswolds. Sadly, it was
far from it. The problem is that the Cotswolds are crammed with the
very people that I spent many a long night stalking up in the Big
Smoke. Down here, it's like shooting fish in a barrel.
Weirdly, I actually have shot fish in a barrel. It was for my
first aborted programme when I ...