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Article: Sat Nav can take you to the most interesting places
- Article from:
- The Independent (London, England)
- Article date:
- September 14, 2007
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Sat Nav is short for Satellite Navigation. This is a system which
gets you from A to B down a very narrow country lane (C) which is
not quite as wide as your vehicle (D) with the result that you get
stuck and arrive very late or not at all at B. The only way you are
ever going to get yourself out is by enlisting the help of a local
farmer (E) to pull you out with his tractor, and as he has only just
returned home after rescuing the last Sat Nav casualty, it is (F)
unlikely that he will feel much like turning out again just for you.
The first time I ever came across Sat Nav was when I was doing a
talk at the Windsor Festival and they offered to send a chauffeur-
driven car to wildest west ...